Can we unravel the male mind?

What really given men saying phrases such as "I like you, but do not feel ready for a serious relationship" or "Will call you" but never hear a word of it.
Men often hide their true intentions, to escape the uncomfortable situation, throwing us into turmoil what actually happens. Therefore, we tried to unravel the vocabulary of the gentlemen and what they mean some of their most commonly used phrases:
1. He said: "We should go sometime."Meaning: He likes you and wants to come with you but not sure if you asked directly, the answer will be positive.
2. He said: "I'll call you later."Meaning: You may call you, but more likely not to hear in the next few months.
3. He said: "With this your friend look pretty close."Significance: Seeing you to keep more free in the company of a friend, he immediately began to think: you e slept with him?
4. He said: "It's a long story."Meaning: If you tell the story, you will hardly want to see me again.
5. He said: "You have a new vision."Meaning: You look so weird.
6. He said: "Nothing."Meaning: I am angry but do not want to discuss it now. (Often true for women).
7. He said: "Can we talk about it later."Meaning: I do not want to talk about it anymore!
8. He said: "not what I meant!"Meaning: I had exactly this in mind, but I see you're angry, I would not say it was.